Sunday, February 19, 2006
A GIANT CRAB COMES FORTH
GIANT CRAB -
A GIANT CRAB COMES FORTH (1968)
Is this the greatest LP title ever?
.1. Not just a Crab, but a GIANT CRAB! A crab, for crying out loud. "From the people who brought you ECONOMY SIZED MOLLUSC : GIANT CRAB!"
.2. The portentous, comically grim tone of the title -
Booming, James Earl Jones style voice-of-God: 'Cower in fear, puny mortals! From the darkest depths of Atlantis... A GIANT CRAB COMES FORTH!.' "Oh my god! This Giant Crab will devour us all!"
Prog-rock genius. Giant things are so much better than their normal sized equivilent, aren't they? Perhaps all bands should 'go large.' "At number one, with 'I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor': Giant Monkey!"
¶ 5:49 AM
GIANT CRAB -
A GIANT CRAB COMES FORTH (1968)
Is this the greatest LP title ever?
.1. Not just a Crab, but a GIANT CRAB! A crab, for crying out loud. "From the people who brought you ECONOMY SIZED MOLLUSC : GIANT CRAB!"
.2. The portentous, comically grim tone of the title -
Booming, James Earl Jones style voice-of-God: 'Cower in fear, puny mortals! From the darkest depths of Atlantis... A GIANT CRAB COMES FORTH!.' "Oh my god! This Giant Crab will devour us all!"
Prog-rock genius. Giant things are so much better than their normal sized equivilent, aren't they? Perhaps all bands should 'go large.' "At number one, with 'I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor': Giant Monkey!"
¶ 5:49 AM
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At first glance I thought that was a picture of yet another artificial landmass tourist resort in the United Arab Emirates!
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